Rules to Live By Written During Fantastic Mr. Fox During Super 6 When We Got Good Grades and Got to Just Sit There and Watch a (Really Weird) Movie

Introducing The Cast...

Mac (The one you can't trust with shovles because she will either kill someone with it or nurture him like a child and name him and creep us all out. *Hey Clim Jr. 1,2,3, and 4.*)

Kadence M (The One We Can't Trust With A Shot Gun because she would shot things when-ever she got bored. I'm not kidding when I say this. She really would without reason.)

Sarah M. (You know what? It's Me we can't trust with... well any sharp objects at all. Because I usually end up like... hurting my self majorly. Or who ever is standing next to me. )

Zoe was also here but, we can trust here with anything. Darn Trust worthy person.
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1. Don't sing along (or even Hum) alone to show-tunes in front of Kadence. (Sarah)
2. Don't criticize the ones with knives. (Kadence)
3. Criminals=Hotties. Especially the ones with tattoos.(Sarah)
4. Don't skip more than three parties a week. (Kadence)
5. When people say "Don't Do That!" do it anyway. It almost always Pays off. (Sarah)
6. When ever asked where you were last night answer "Watssit to ya! Wassit even matter to ya! God! Get off my back! Why's you always on my back!?" (I'm guessing it's obvious)
7. Or Say, "You know... That one place... We went there once with those... you know... people that one time. Hey I love you shoes!" (Sarah)
8. Sometimes the villain does win. They just don't want you to see that part in the movie. (Sarah)
9. Don't mess with the psychotic old guy. Ever. (Sarah)
10. Don't ever trust people who try to tell you what to do with your life. (Mac) (What took you so long?!) (Sorry! I couldn't think of any!)
11. Don't become a human shield. Pain coming your way. (Mac)
12. Being held hostage is not fun. Neither is eating coats. (Both Kadence and Sarah.) (Sarah you have never actually eaten a coat.) (I did in My dream last night!) (That is not the same thing AT ALL.) (I still feel scarred.)
13. Referring to #1, don't snap along eith. Kade is a Meany fish. (Sarah)
14. Referring to # 1 and #13, apparently those rules don't apply to her. Grr. (Sarah)
15. Being Different in the brain can be good. I should now. (Sarah)
16. Don't---Always---Don't---Always---Don't! Give Kadence a Shot Gun. (Sarah and Kadence)
17. EVER (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). (Sarah)
18. All good were-wolves are named Sam. (Sarah) (Really?) (What?) (Were-wolves?) (What about them?) (THEY DON'T EXIST.)
19. Were-wolves, vampires, unicorns, and pixies do too exist! (Sarah but Mac agrees and I bet Zoe does too if she would answer me.)
20. Tell your husband you're pregnant when you're about to die. Always. (Mac about Fantastic Mr. Fox)
21. When Mac Says, "Oh No! She's Moved from lightning to tornados!" get worried. Get very worried. (Sarah)
22. Don't listen to rule 19. I didn't mean it like that. (Mac)
23. Still worried. (Sarah)
24. Dance in empty super market just to kill Kadence's. (Mac and Sarah)
25. Never read Roald Dahl's books. I don't believe in him. Against my religon. (Kadence)
26. We already know that religon means nothing. Kadence doesn't even believe in unicorns. Hah! (Sarah)
27. Never eat mushrooms. My religon declared them evil. (Kade)
28. Whack-Bat is Sarah's new game because all people do is run in circles. (Sarah declared by Kadence and Zoe)
29. Booze (the dude) is awesome. (Mac)
30. Wait! Booze was evil! What the heck are you talking about? (Sarah)
31. No! Booze is only evil when he is mad. When he's not he's all sweet. (Mac)
32. Fur is scary. (Kadence on Fantastic Mr. Fox Special Effect Video)
33. Everyone loves Booze cus he's hot. Specially Jacklin. (Mac)
34. He killed her!!!!!!! (Sarah)
35. Middle school is not all it's cracked up to be. (Kadence)
36. The British Firefighters are HOT!! (Mac)
37. Sometimes sarah can agree with Mac when it isn't about killer boyz. (Sarah)
38. Never trust Therapists. (all of us.)